Friday, January 25, 2008

'BLACK WEEKENDS'...

..begin on Thursdays for black folks. I was supposed to submit this last night, but the Nutcracker beverage (pictured) had other plans. EL CORPORAL is NOT the typical by the dozen 'Kennedy Chicken' type crappy 24hr poultry peddler type. They only share the hours of business and the fact it is too a 'munchies' paradise located in the Washington Heights 157th street & Broadway section of Manhattan, one neighborhood uptown from Harlem.

Specializing in the 3pc. snack box or a monster breast (please look) that is so huge it alone is the exchange for all 3 pcs. And includes EatEmWhileTheyAreHot (because they die as quick as McDeaths) fries. Top that off with a Nutcracker (a 3 liquor+ death mix of lethal goodness and a Heights staple) and you have a get-u-right-for-the-night takeout meal. Keep in mind that these photos are from a Treo phone.

Enjoy and don't be afraid...the panhandler doormen won't hurt you.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

NYC HOUSING TO BE SOLD?!?

Hmmm, a disgruntled little bird informed me that the crumbling and irrelevant Housing authority. Donald Trump already added MANHATTANVILLE and GRANT HOUSES to his Westside Berlin Wall after their bulldozing the 50+yrs old development and the gluttonous Columbia (as in 'District of Columbia', as in colonial Amerika Columbia) are vultures in the hood.

No human being should have to live like pigs or be allowed to while others doactually like a clean environment no matter how impoverished. With so much money diverted to the war and to making midtown Manhattan safe for the rich, Housing has been left to die slow.

Guess what? They won't be alone, you rich farts.
>;)

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

HEATH LEDGER FOUND DEAD!

Actor Heath Ledger (28) found dead 2 hrs ago in his SoHo apt he rented after breakup with actress Michelle Williams with whom he is survived by his daughter(3).

Heath who is starring in upcoming breakout role in Batman: Dark Knight this summer is alleged to have committed suicide. Our regards to his family.

UPDATE: As expected, the media, specifically 'FAUX and FRIENDS' (FOX 5 NYC), has begun to link the role of the maniacal JOKER in the Batman film to Heaths comment (in a random interview) about "not being able to sleep" from having bad dreams after playing joker. This and the fact that Heaths body was found face down and by 'sleeping pills'. Heaths family area vehemently denying charges that the death was suicidal. Heaths former fiance was (Williams) had thrown him out in September 06 for alleged drug problems.

Hollywood is just evil and people have problems. Including rich folks (Phil Spector, Michael Jackson).

Comic book industry, get ready..."you are on the price is right" and about to be marked.


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Monday, January 21, 2008

BUTTS F--CKED by CLINTON

Damn, I know a good house negro (don't worry, I am Black) is expensive nowadays, butt...

...there must have been a sale this weekend as this sellout Reverend Calvin Butts made an ASS of himself by endorsing this smug-faced wench in the middle of Black Amerika aka Harlem, NYC. Butts now joins the ranks of coons and alleged sellout such as Magic Johnson and B.E.T founder Bobby Johnson (no relation) in endorsing Mrs. Hillary 'DoNothingForNewYork' Clinton who just 2 months ago voted in favor of handing out driver licenses to ILLEGAL....IL-LEGAL (meaning NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE WITHOUT PAPERS) immigrants and criminals.

Listen, I think all the candidates are full of urine and ready to sell the country out, but I will be damned if I will support this flip-flop liar (like her husband) who takes checks under the table to stay quiet about FREE health care in the Amerika. Protestors and Obama supporters were on hand as well to let her know not all of Harlem is for sale.

"I cannot and will not make this a race based decision..." Reverend Ass said, but he damn sure didn't say it wasn't a GREEN one!
(Photo: Peter Foley/European Pressphoto Agency)

E-V-E...How you doin! (FROM THE GOOD HOLE DAYS!)

Rap Insider has posted a montage of EVE sticking things where they belong in her Golden Lady era and before Ruff Ryders (who she later pissed to turn into a white girl). Further evidence that blond die goes to the brain.




Those prep boys (whom she now does...uh...I mean 'dates' EXCLUSIVELY) must love you!
[UPDATE]: Awwww....somebody panties are bunched up. and the video disabled. We'll have another up by tommorrow.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

TO THE VICTORS!!!

the NEW YORK GIANTS defeated Green Bay Packers 23 to 20 in overtime under Ely Manning.

Patriots...your turn!


Saturday, January 19, 2008

Spaz

The only known photo sighting of 'Le Spaz' minutes before a rusty 'Tito' Trinidad (35) got knocked down (2 times) and defeated by Roy Jones Jr. (39).

Tito...let it go, man.

Friday, January 18, 2008

The Taking of New York City...One Two Three

My hometown and first love...New York City doesn't love me anymore.
Just like a good teen relationship gone bad after (lets saaaaay) 1 year...after all the Thursday night romantic dates strolling the streets of St Marks (beer legally bagged) and consuming marijuana induced portions of constipating (but good) Rays Pizza by street light, the party has to come to end when the little things...the smile, the way she says "you play too much" just starts to become as annoying as the raggedy screeching MTA trains.

Like everything else involving change, you
fall back, deny, re-evaluate, plan and move forward. Of course you 2 may hook up for a lunch (a fuck) perhaps or take in a drink or 2 (a definite fuck with breakfast included) before you really get hit like pigeon shit with the thought that "this...is a waste of time" and probably not worth the hadaches. When the individuals middle name becomes "although the sex is great, but..." you know. Its time. To go. Either I am getting old or I am just starting to hate this fuckin city. Not the 70's to 90's pre-'Main Street' (formerly 42nd Street) Disney Square , but the Trump all up our collective a&&holes 'Westside Berlin Wall' that has become of my girl...my hometown.

With much of her pillaged thru already by the '5th Avenue Mafia' types...you know...the Trumps, Silverstein and Thor Equities types. You know, dudes that try to get one chick wet and (basically) try to rape her because of their little prick issues, these dudes have turned our girl (or guy, for our female readers) into yet another glass metropolis devoid of personality, absence of originality, too clean and worse of all...they tough Mom and Pop in the street. Backs where turned and they closed up the businesses that raised them like ungrateful children that don't want to be bothered with what has fed them. Mom, Pop and their siblings as well. The small business owner...forced into a shelter because bro or sis wants to move their new 'interest' into the house. You know who I am talking about...the Wetlands, Galaxy Army and Navys, the Empire Skating Rinks, Howard Johnsons (Times Square) and the such. Even going so far as pawning New York City family heirlooms like Coney Island and Yankee Stadium leaving the loyal surrounding merchants abandoned when the Stadium opens its own mega-gift shop. 'This what made this city great' vs 'change is growth'. I do know for certain whatever the point (money) its been made loud and clear. These bastards aren't f-ing around. That thing that made her special...the one of a kind "nowhere else in the world" appeal is nearly extinct. They want her buried...and in her place an all too familiar husk of glass and steel 'luxury condos' atop corporate mega-stores with giant red bullseye logos (red being the color of allure and such) and fancy coffee shops. Kill yourself and be trendy at the same time with your GIGANTIC channel glasses and book you aren't really reading. Cute.

Am I a nostalgia fiend? Obviously.
You can tell by the length of the rant that its personal. And why not? It was personal when they literally removed the once in a lifetime PALLADIUM nightclub during 'Americas Mayor' (RUDY GIULIANI) war on
FUN and nightclub magnate Peter Gacien. A battle that also cost the notorious NYClubland
area The Tunnel and Limelight in its wake. Make him your president and kiss Free Thought goodbye. Not far, but a decade into his shameless capitalist reign to salamander lipped Mike Bloomberg carries the torch and burns the the legendary Punk Rock birthing clinic CBGB's to the ground (figuratively speaking) without or apology. Uptown, Pop Copeland of COPELANDS Soul Food losing his 60+yr spot on 145th st. in Black and historic Harlem during what has been called everything from 'Revitalization' to 'Gentrification'. M&G Soul Food, Harlem Renaissance, Harlem Music Hut and neighborhood Pan-Afrikan mall MART 125 losing their neighborhood haunt status after years of loyal service to Harlems Black patrons. In their wake are white corporate establishments such as H&M (where some purchase $20 Kufis rather than from the Muslim brothers for $5), more diabetes causing McDonalds and various others looking to capitalize off the largest consumers in the world...Blacks. To add insult to injury, Mart 125 has remained unoccupied since 2001 with once illuminated sign in tact...further
proving that for Giuliani, it was a power move. Making way for his brother in neo-colonialism (yeah I said it) 'Slick Willie' Clinton...'Amerikas First Black Prez' my ass. More like 'Harlems new massa'. In 'The Barrio' aka Spanish Harlem the situation is no better and moving forward as planned...

[to be con't...]